About Me
Gather ’round, folks. I have a story to tell.
The name’s Paul Bunyan. But instead of an axe, I wield a mighty set of paws. At nearly 16 pounds, I’m no small fry. Some say I can clear a scratching post in a single swipe. Others swear they’ve heard my meow echo for miles when it’s time to eat.
Despite these tall tales, you should know I’m a gentle giant at heart. Strangers and dogs make me nervous, but once I trust you, I’ll ask for head scratches and pets. Give me a wand toy or a ball, and I’ll bat it clear across the room faster than you can say “Timber!”
And when the day’s adventures are done, I’ll stretch out beside you, purring like a campfire crackling in the night… a log rolling down a mountainside… or the rumble of a distant train hauling lumber. You get the idea.
I’m at Simply Cats due to a move, and now I’m ready to write the next chapter of my life with you. So grab a chair and sit with me awhile. This is one story you’ll never forget!